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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor

 

attractive boy: hi i'm famous

attractive boy: hi i'm gay

attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag

attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age

attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend

attractive boy: hi i don't like you back

attractive boy: hi i live on the other side of the planet

attractive boy: hi i don't know that you exist

attractive boy: hi i'm a fictional character

attractive boy: hi i'm dead

gaymzee: psychosomatica: ostolero: the other one didnt have jpeg artifacts you fat nasty trash No. Just, no. This really pisses me off, and let me tell you about it. THIS IS SHIT. This is the biggest pile of bull shit I’ve seen all week. I don’t care if this is supposed to be “funny”, to be “a joke”, because it’s not fucking funny. No one should be posting this, no one should be reblogging this, no one should think this is alright. Thinking, “oh, how funny, why don’t I reblog this? It’s cute, it’s a joke, haha a good laugh at myself, other people can laugh too,” but jokes are only funny when there’s truth in them. To use this towards yourself in jest is to in some small way whisper in the darkest corner of your heart, “It’s true”. And it’s not. There’s a power in words. To say them to someone, to have them said to you, is only the beginning. It does not even matter if they are serious or lighthearted, because once you take those words in to your heart and begin repeating them to yourself, that is when they begin to have power over you. What starts as something carelessly said without consequence does not remain without consequence. I used to joke casually about my weight, my thighs, my body. My friends picked it up from me and began making the jokes, too, and it stuck all throughout high school. And once you say something enough times, you begin to believe it. It becomes true. If there was one thing I could take back, it would be the first time the words left my lips, because they haven’t left me since. Not a single. Fucking. Day. No one should be saying these words, to themselves or others, because they are not worthy of you and they are not true. No one, not a single person on here, is trash. None of you deserve to be called nasty. And if you’re fat? Who says that that’s a bad thing? Why is being fat being made synonymous with being trash, with nastiness? What kind of message is this supposed to be sending? To your friends, the people you care about, what are you telling them by posting this? You are all of you gorgeous, creative, intelligent, compassionate, wonderful human beings, and I don’t EVER want to see this on my dash again. This really annoys me. shut up you fat nasty trash

gaymzee:

psychosomatica:

ostolero:

the other one didnt have jpeg artifacts you fat nasty trash

No. Just, no. This really pisses me off, and let me tell you about it.

THIS IS SHIT. This is the biggest pile of bull shit I’ve seen all week. I don’t care if this is supposed to be “funny”, to be “a joke”, because it’s not fucking funny. No one should be posting this, no one should be reblogging this, no one should think this is alright. Thinking, “oh, how funny, why don’t I reblog this? It’s cute, it’s a joke, haha a good laugh at myself, other people can laugh too,” but jokes are only funny when there’s truth in them. To use this towards yourself in jest is to in some small way whisper in the darkest corner of your heart, “It’s true”. And it’s not.

There’s a power in words. To say them to someone, to have them said to you, is only the beginning. It does not even matter if they are serious or lighthearted, because once you take those words in to your heart and begin repeating them to yourself, that is when they begin to have power over you. What starts as something carelessly said without consequence does not remain without consequence. I used to joke casually about my weight, my thighs, my body. My friends picked it up from me and began making the jokes, too, and it stuck all throughout high school. And once you say something enough times, you begin to believe it. It becomes true. If there was one thing I could take back, it would be the first time the words left my lips, because they haven’t left me since. Not a single. Fucking. Day.

No one should be saying these words, to themselves or others, because they are not worthy of you and they are not true. No one, not a single person on here, is trash. None of you deserve to be called nasty. And if you’re fat? Who says that that’s a bad thing? Why is being fat being made synonymous with being trash, with nastiness? What kind of message is this supposed to be sending? To your friends, the people you care about, what are you telling them by posting this?

You are all of you gorgeous, creative, intelligent, compassionate, wonderful human beings, and I don’t EVER want to see this on my dash again.


This really annoys me.

shut up you fat nasty trash

heyfunniest:

Life sometimes sucks, You need a break, Click here & Laugh!

(Source: itswish)

マグロ: the common sense guide to surviving the zombie apocalypse:

gyzym:

So, in the wake of reading this terrifying shit, Postcard and I started chatting, as you do, about the zombie apocalypse. Here are some things Postcard and I enjoy: zombie media, common sense, and YELLING ABOUT STUFF. Thus, for your reading pleasure, please enjoy our simple…

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

mageofbutts:

blingostarr:

spiswatchingyou:

i-steal-your-pantsu:

videohall:

Wow that’s amazing, I thought it was fake after seeing them draw on the paper. That alone is ingenious.

what the hell

oh my gOD

i was already dead at the dance dance revolution part

thaaat’s pretty cool

i’m dying right now oh my god i need this in my life 

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

aishaneko:

ahhh my final for digital art class — traditional rotoscoping dsjfkhdskj I -hated- the process because my hands are so shaky and its hard to do traditional art sdjfhk but i got through it!

I still have to crop it and add music before its done, but heres the rough draft :,D forgive the quality — it was kind of a ghetto-rigged camera set up in a classroom where the light was always changing heyzeus.

based off of this from 0:36 - 0:49. If you watch that one first you can proobably tell what effects I added in myself xD the rotoscoping was mostly of just his from [its also a lot faster because of how we edited it and everything as well. My 13 second clip became a 10 second one < A >;]

Ive heard a lot around the internet that rotoscoping is kind of the cheaters way of doing animation, but I found it pretty useful to see in detail just how smooth the body can move and the weird poses it can put itself in < v > deffinately helpful for when I do straight-out-of-the-mind animations!

//rolls far far away if you have any music you think would be cool to put to this let me know aaa i need help for that//

I don’t get it when did they start writing randomwhatever!charactername. Like what the hell is up with the exclamation point. I go alonv with it but Jesus tits someone explain… does it have to do with the AU?

Following people who are friends is great because if you miss the post the first 7 times you can see it again

(Source: obesealpaca)

Teacher: Why did you not study?

Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday.

djdynamink: yourfearlessleader69: sassy-gay-jake-english: rainbow-ashe: mortson: solarmetronome: The Dave Strider with the amazing Caledscratch. It also has built in speakers and the record rotates.  holy shit HOW DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES this is perfect [[ HNNNNNNNGH ]] ARE YOU FUCKING SEIROUS OOH MGYD OD

djdynamink:

yourfearlessleader69:

sassy-gay-jake-english:

rainbow-ashe:

mortson:

solarmetronome:

The Dave Strider with the amazing Caledscratch. It also has built in speakers and the record rotates. 

holy shit

HOW DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES

this is perfect

[[ HNNNNNNNGH ]]

ARE YOU FUCKING SEIROUS OOH MGYD OD